Dick

Slang for penis

The person reading this has a small dick

by Sexyhomophobe December 22, 2020

Calippo dick

A sticky orange sensation one feels after receiving oral from someone who has just eaten a calippo ice cream

Friend: How was your date with the ice cream lady

Me: Great, but now I have calippo dick

by The Solero slut June 12, 2022

Dick Trapped

when you keep attracting the same type of men

Cynthia: ''omg look at that tall handsome guy!''
nicky:''looks like your type, be careful. he might get you dick trapped.''
cynthia:'' as in, ''trapped. in the closet?''
nicky: Never dance naked on tables!

by VoidDreamWalker March 17, 2023

dick gob'n

A willing individual that makes the gobble of a holiday bird while choking on the chode.

Santa stopped half way down the chimney when the sweet sounds of my dick gob'n wife giving me my christmas eve gift

by MacsNeverSlipp March 7, 2015

Dick

A lovely and wonderful person. Who loves to travel to dark and wet places. But hates the cold, the cold is boring. I am also very sensitive but i love being played with and stroked. Sometimes i’ll in even travel to more exotic places.

Dude1: ”Nice dick you got there bro”
Dude2: ”Thanks bro yours wasn’t so bad either”

Dude:1 ”wanna have a sword”
Dude2: ”hell yeah maaan”

by Ericsson November 19, 2020

DICK CHEESE

It's smegma,just smegma.

have you ever had a grilled dick cheese sandwich?

by The True Dark Lord March 20, 2019

big dick energy

when someone looks or acts like they have a huge dick. often related to KPOP idol, Johnny Seo.

wow have you seen Johnny Seo? major big dick energy

by p33n3r May 31, 2019