Dick-a-saurus

A brontosaurus with a 15 meter dick as a neck/head. A perverted scientist man made a solution to bringing back brontosauruses while producing semen. Some got in the mixture and so the brontosaurus had a big cock as a neck. Therefore he named it, the Dick-a-saurus.

Universal Studios is making an X-rated version of Jurassic Park with a brand-new species of dinosaurs known as the Dick-a-saurus.

by Dr Zilla April 12, 2023

Dick foot

A word you call some one when you run out of things you call them.

guy 1 Bro your so fucking lame

guy 2 shut the fuck you dick foot

guy 1 What the actual fuck did you just say

by liltjay83rd May 11, 2023

My juicy dick

A nice desert 👍

My juicy dick is tasty! Wanna have some?

by Fang is cool October 6, 2022

dick on them

to obliterate something (typically a team/person)

Chuck: You starting in the basketball game?
Bill: Yes bro. We will dick on them.

by 3van.j November 13, 2019

dick charmer

someone who likes dicks. preferably a name you call your friends to make fun of them.

hey dick charmer, dont touch the remote, i was watching that!

by thats my assqa June 26, 2010

Agave Dick

At the right Agave level, performance is optimum. Too many Agave's and performance slips, especially as a male ages.

At 59 I'm still playing the stiff shaft but I have to be careful to keep my level right or I’ll have Agave Dick and the Mrs won’t be happy.

by Kurt L. February 4, 2022

Dick

Something that you have, but not a big one.

Your dick is small, josh.

by CockSucker69420WasTaken September 9, 2022