Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.

"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"

by swedishmegma July 27, 2016

dreams dick

another word for cucumber

i ate a dreams dick today

by aaaaaaaasaaaaa September 7, 2021

Big Dick Derek

BDD or Big Dick Derek is a fellow with an enlarged penis, hence the name
Mainly Black, sometimes white. and in a few rare occurrences, Asian.

Closet gay: Yo you saw Derek in the YMCA shower the other day?
Pussy Catcher: Yeah, mans got a gigantic fucking cock
Closet gay: Agreed, mans a Big Dick Derek

by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 31, 2022

Burd Dick

Devon burd dick from chatsworth

Haven’t ya seen the burd dick fly across chatsworth

by burddddd October 5, 2018

dick nozzle

benjamin Christopher Oliver lawton is a huge dick nozzle

ben is a dick nozzle

by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023

small dick

a person who makes you feel like you are ugly

‘Razvan made me feel really ugly while we were together’
‘He must have a small dick!’

by hghghghghgg April 23, 2020

residue dick

The understanding of the likelyhood of every adult hand has touched a dick through unique circumstances and is now pass said dick residual.

After Bernard shook hands with Jennifer, he looked at his hand afraid of the possible residue dick residing.

by Yomama beaverhausen December 20, 2023