National Kelsey Appreciation Day

25th april is a day to appreciate kelsey day! a day all to themselves, buy them a gift

“did you hear its national kelsey appreciation day”
“guess that means i’ll buy her chocolate”

by smoketreess April 24, 2023

National couples day

It’s October 5 national couples day post/show off your love for your significant other!!

1:Hey baby it’s oct 5
2:yeah and?
1today is national couple’s day!
2:omg happy national couples day honey

by Simphub October 4, 2021

Give your pet a hug day

National hug your pet day will be on Christmas like it or not

I wanna give my pet a hug on give your pet a hug day

by Lalaloopsy fan 25 December 3, 2019

Cock grab day

Grab somebody’s balls and twist them in October

Cock grab day

by Cock and ball toucher October 6, 2023

National tall people day

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

I can’t wait for National tall people day!

by Chickenmann September 2, 2021

National head day

The day your supposed to get some head or else you’ll die alone with yo lame ass

Guy:“Damn it’s national head day”
Girl:”Who getting some me or you first?”

by Frfrnocap May 12, 2022

Mister I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims to buy clothes every day but andreea knows he ain’t rich and he’s lying

Mister I buy clothes every day texted me today! Fuck off u dump

by hotpotato July 13, 2018