Look at my ass

Means you are annoying/You hated me and now my ass is bigger than yours and I have glowed up(sentence NOT meant to insult any Sallies I needed a name for example)

"Look at my ass Sally, you don't deserve my friendship or companionship

by TheSpicyBisexualRavenclaw November 1, 2020

My dad

Gone😢

Me: hey Dad catch the ball
Dad:
Me: oh wait i forgot my dad gone

by Loli_lord96 June 4, 2021

Bro My God

"Bro my god" is an informal expression used as an alternative to saying "Oh my God," typically directed toward a close friend you consider a "bro." It blends surprise or emphasis with a sense of camaraderie.

Jenson: did you see that fish that grew legs?!

David: Bro my god! WTF

by theonewhocreates September 18, 2025

touches my arm

when she touches your arm and your like hoooolllyyy fuck that’s hot 🔥

*girl touches my arm*
me: *dies inside*

by susticle69 October 20, 2022

sweeped my towel

To pull someone's towel town and fill their ass with cream

Charlie sweeped my towel and now my ass hurts.

by Penissucker91 June 15, 2022

smell my root

When you meet a new flame and you want her to smell your root.

I was by the fire and this girl was looking to smell my root.

by Red Juan Elgordo November 20, 2022

My bread

Some thing is essential, derived from "my bread and butter".

Gary: XBox is my bread.

by Utah Gance February 2, 2012