Urban Dick

1. A person from the urban city that is fucking mean.
2. What you search when you're too lazy to type 'Urban Dictionary'.

1. "Hey Joe, did you see that rich jerk from the city?"
"I know right, what an urban dick."

2. "Go search today's date on urban dick."
"Uhh- who's dick??"

by cuteypuppy7449 October 6, 2020

dick joust

an action between two men where each points their erect penis toward the other and performs an approximation of a joust: through the movement of hips alone, the two penises are to slide past one another until one man's penis touches the base of his opponent's. this participant is considered the winner of the joust and, according to custom, is entitled to a hand job from the loser.

Tim and Peter are headed upstairs since Peter lost the dick joust.

by FVTRSM July 25, 2021

dick rider

lizzy paul

omg she is such a dick rider

by bahdestbitch June 1, 2018

Dick Van Dyke

A comedian with an unfortunate name

“I wouldn’t want to be named Dick Van Dyke”

by Arnicaisverysad November 1, 2023

dick

dick is something most females like, espcally inside of them.

omg, the dick was so good!
yess! put the dick in me

by gwack gwack May 4, 2022

Skinny Dicking

If skinny dipping is swimming naked, then think a sexual act so wet it makes the good Mac’n’cheese sounds, and then remove the clothing.
Essentially MIND BLOWING existential crisis inducing my good sex raw and nude, no condom, no clothes, not even a hat.

Shits gotta be open, even lubed count as clothes in this level!

So yeh, Skinny Dicking

Man after we went skinny dipping we both went out to the woods and let’s just say it wasn’t just the lake water down there. I was skinny dicking that mf

by Yoydougludigpugouf XIV May 16, 2022

dick rehab

what someone goes through once a man fucks them over. they had bad dick and must go through rehabilitation from said dick.

the process of recovering from a bad break up or realizing that a man is toxic

amelia: oh my god he is such a bitch
bianca: you need dick rehab

by charli minaj-nikci October 31, 2021