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Porch dick

Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.
"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"
by Berily Soup August 2, 2021
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Forbidden dick Mode

Very few men have access to Forbidden dick mode it's a technique lost to time and has been forbidden. We do not know what the full potential of forbidden dick mode is but what we do know is that it can satisfy any woman, possibly increase dick size, vibrate, charge cumshots, etc. The abilities can also vary depending on the man not only the effectiveness but some users can conjure new abilities itself. Forbidden dick mode has consequences as well if not used in moderation,
Like losing your dick and/or balls, the females death or the user's, mind lost to horny thoughts,etc. I don't know too much about this mode if I find more then I'll update you guys
Chris:I used forbidden dick mode on her last night and she fucking died help me hide the body

Peter: holy shit you unlocked it?
by Loserbutbetter October 30, 2021
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Dick riding disease

Dick riding disease is a nigga who likes to hop on dick
Omg bruh u sick with that dick riding disease
by Slumpedx3 May 27, 2022
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I hate you so much go suck a dick

This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.
person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick
by ooop- October 15, 2022
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Dick rider

Laughing at every word someone says just to dick ride for fun, When even after a Nigga disses you, you still ride their shit.
Bro they all dick riders like they Andrew Younger
by Yota December 9, 2022
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bag of dicks

someone who is just being a bag of dicks, rude, an ass, confusing, a penis wrinkle, etc.
brooke’s ex bf was being a bag of dicks after the “break”
by cwfortheboyz August 7, 2019
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Word to my dick

“Bro word to my dick you’re cute as hell
by P1mpd4ddy September 19, 2022
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