Happy Valentinder's Day

Lonely people hooking up on Tinder so they won't be alone on Valentine's Day.

Happy Valentinder's Day: Candice is so lonely that she's on Tinder just so she won't be alone on Valentine's Day...

by Roman Wolf 11 February 14, 2020

Post your significant other day

October 27th is post your significant other day! whether that's ur girlfriend, boyfriend or theyfriend, post them!

girl: did u know its Post your significant other day

boy: no
girl: shit imma post u
boy: jit ion feel u in dat way 😭

by Archiekins545 October 7, 2022

national anal day

october 15 is national anal day for all the people that love to do it in the butt

John: Dude it’s national anal day
Clara: Hey you trynna do it tonight in the butt
John: Yea baby ;)

by lmfnoppsucker October 13, 2019

Dead fish day

On the 23 on October we will celebrate the lives of the dead fish known as dead fish day we will protest to get dead fish there rights !

dead fish day

by anonymous October 22, 2020

oct 18th(national send boobie pics day)

It's the day where you send boobie pics to someone you like

Yo did you hear it's Oct 18th(national send boobie pics day)get ready to see sum boobies.

by Not mathius September 26, 2022

Have a day

The ultimate form of dismissal. Used at the end of an argument or through out to bid good riddance of a conversation or situation.

An urban take on I bid you a day. Good day sir, I said good day.

Tozic Ex: You know you miss me.
You: And you’ve miss-spoked: now Have A Day. *grabs belonging and walks away.

by JodanIn92 January 7, 2022

National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

Have a boyfriend? Kiss him on May 7th. May 7th is National kiss your boyfriend day so celebrate.

Can we kiss?
Wait until May 7th, that’s National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

by taylorrr7371 May 2, 2022