surfing dick

An obnoxious internet user who aggressively browses social media, forums, or comment sections with the sole purpose of starting arguments, posting inflammatory opinions, or being deliberately offensive to get reactions. Often characterized by jumping from thread to thread leaving toxic comments in their wake. Typically not the sharpest tool in the shed, relying on lazy insults and half-baked hot takes rather than actual wit or intelligence.

"Don't feed the trolls - that guy's just a surfing dick looking to ruin everyone's day with his hot takes."

by SlangSurfer July 21, 2025

Big Dick Ove

One man whom's male genitals extends the universe average size and using it to have sexual intercourse in the capital of England, London.

Some may say that this "Big Dick Ove" is a mythological creature only existing in the minds of 10 year old girls, but scientists new research now suggests that this mysterious creature in fact does exist.

-Hey dude is that a big dick ove?
-Nah man those don't exist.
-But i saw in illustrerad vetenskap that they have new evidence that they do.
-Holy shit dude take a photo.

by SuQMadDiQ March 8, 2018

Dick

A dick is a object used for making babies and for exploring and feeling good

Did u just stick you dick in me

by Threehfxbx June 28, 2019

Glass dick

Crack pipe

Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!

by jwirsz926 December 14, 2016

Trick Dick

When you have convinced your wife that you have a large penis when you really are average.

I’m glad she isn’t into porn because this “Trick Dick” is paying dividends.

by SneakerP November 23, 2021

Dick Stopper

Dick Stopper, when a male wakes up with a morning wood piss rager, and is half cock eyed. Commences to run for the bath room but instead runs piss hard-on first into the frame of the doorway.

Jack in all his glory woke up from a rancid dream and took a Dick Stopper into the doorway as he ran for the bathroom.

by Dms79 December 14, 2017

Dick•ture

Pictures of your cock , that you send to the ol' lady in return for cunt•ures and titt•ures.

Hey babe, send me a cunt•ture of you flicking your bean and in return, I'll send you a fat swollen dick•ture. So when I'm stabbing your pussy with it, you'll know what my cock looks like and you know what to prepare for..... Yes it'll all fit.

by Y•Not August 9, 2021