Dick Abusement

When you fuck the living shit out of a thot , a hoe, or the side bitch, but out of nowhere, she manages to tie you up onto the bed/couch with chains and literally starts using your penis in any way possible, usually to satisfy herself.

Yo, I don't think I can go to the strip club bro, last night some thottie and I were having some extreme sex, she made me go thru some Dick Abusement.

by MistahRigoh November 25, 2015

Sofa Dick

The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.

That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.

by Biden’sSBPayUp$$$ October 29, 2021

cold dicking

A situation in which you are forced to cold call hours on end without pay other than commission.

i was cold dicking so hard today.

by Alizee<3er August 31, 2013

Glass dick

Crack pipe

Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!

by jwirsz926 December 14, 2016

Slump Dick

To bestow upon or receive dick from someone after a long drought without coitus.

After a long 6 months of traveling abroad, Lynsey returned home where her boyfriend was waiting to give her that slump dick, effectively ending a sexless 6 months of suffering

by SeanCalhoun June 14, 2018

Dick cabinet

A chick who fucks everybody

That girl gets around so much, shes a dick cabinet.

by Slickchick3000 March 22, 2017

Dick Girl

A girl who plays man sports ( soccer , baseball , basketball) and only talk to gay boys

Dont talk to her , she is a dick girl

by Cancergang666 October 3, 2017