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Pencil Dick

A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents
Girl:I’ll strip if you strip
Boy: *Strips*
Girl: WTF IS THAT PENCIL DICK
Boy: Your turn
by TheUnknownName April 27, 2022
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Dick kittens

An exclamation. Especially in frustration of a small inconvenience
*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*

“ahh dick kittens”

Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!

Dick kittens!
by Picklesmakemyfeetstink April 22, 2020
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Dick String Cheese

When you peel the smegma off of your dick.
by cakeerealurban April 4, 2025
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DICK FLY

A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect
After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.
by Mr.Tank June 3, 2024
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dick cheese

This is a word to start a conversation if nobody wants to talk.
Ppl in gc: uummmm
You: Dick cheese
Ppl in gc: Woah wats that
Ppl in gc: o what are we doin today?
by O X Y March 5, 2021
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Frown Dick

A slang term for “Crown Vict
The cops are gonna pick you up in a black and white frown dick, bad boy
by Fortnite1500 April 19, 2019
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Slinging Dick

"Slinging Dick" refers to fucking shit up, be it in a video game or real life. If you got MVP in a Halo, you were slinging dick that match.
COD Announcer: Friendly nuke has been launched.

Player 1: Goddamn, that guy is slinging dick?/!
by Big dong6969 July 11, 2024
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