faiths vagina 

A place I call home.

Im inside Faiths vagina!

faiths vagina by HeyIs4Horses October 7, 2016

tracking vagina

when the female gender is able to locate something that a male cannot. See manlooking. Usually used in response to the term manlooking when conversing with a female.

him: I can't find my car keys.
her: stop manlooking and you'll find them.
him: turn on your tracking vagina and help me!
her: check your pants pockets from last night.
him: found them!

tracking vagina by Katlakat September 23, 2016

Reaper Vagina 

A Reaper Vagina is a vagina so loose and so scary that it literally pulls you in and eats you.

Jim: Dude I swear that reaper vagina pulled me in deep.
Bob: Dude I told you to watch out for those things.

Reaper Vagina by CousinFlapJack July 22, 2016

Unkept Vagina 

A secret sect of hippie women with robust bush. Their vulvular values are their own. No one can force them to maintain their vaginal manes.

She refused to trim her bush and we thought she should go dwell with the band of unkept vaginas.

Unkept Vagina by Nym September 12, 2016

To Shove a Kitty up a Vagina 

The act of cleaning a cat's litter box

To Shove a Kitty up a Vagina

"Yeah, give me 15 minutes, I'm gonna go try to shove my kitty up my vagina."

To Shove a Kitty up a Vagina by Darkstar864 March 13, 2017

happy vagina 

this is a vaginea that is really really happy, like as if it was getting the hot sex or a new pair of shoes!

i broughtr my girlfrind over and she had a happy vagina when we had sex due to my penis it was a joyful occasion

happy vagina by wallis and futuna islands September 13, 2006

attention deficit vagina 

any male who consciously or unconsciously deserts his fellow male bretherin in a futile attempt to get some snatch or pussy. This is usually done by an inferior male that believes himself to be of high status.

Male 1: Dude, Frank is such a douchebag!
Male 2: why, did he hit on your bitch or something?
Male 1: Worse, he had major attention deficit vagina and bailed on me and the guys!
Male 2: Did he at least get any?
Male 1: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?
Male 2: Wow, Frank is a fucking prick

attention deficit vagina by Nurak K. June 9, 2008