take a brown

to poop

Hey man after we eat these baked beans I'm going to take a brown.

I just took a brown.

I'm browning right now.

by clamson September 24, 2009

brown sus

referring to brown as suspicious in among us

Red: Brown sus!
Brown: Am not!

by RedIsSoSus November 19, 2022

The Brown Boogie

When an individual inserts their finger into a moist anus, then proceeds to insert the same finger into another individuals nasal cavity.

Damn! He just gave that bitch the brown boogie!

by Mr White Nasty October 21, 2021

Brown Christmas

Similar to the idea of a ‘White Christmas.’ However, it refers to when the ground is covered in mud, not snow, from rainfall the night or morning before. More common in subtropical and tropical environments.

The storm resulted in the first Brown Christmas in years.

by J’oh December 25, 2020

Brown burrito

A Mexican mans asshole

Dude have you eaten any pink taco lately?

No man, these days I'm into brown burritos.

by GingerBeardDude January 5, 2017

brown phantom

A fart left in an empty room when company is visiting. The fart is dropped off and abandoned like a baby on a doorstep. Unlucky persons who happen into it often say "oh god!" and cover their mouth and nose as the unexpected smell haunts them to their very souls. Quickly closed doors and a small space inside can keep a room brown and haunted for a very long time.

Sam's party was great, but I found a brown phantom in his office.

by BigLud May 23, 2014

kenny brown

The type of person who insists on having multiple best men at his wedding.

The wedding planner said you're a really Kenny Brown.

by TeddyRox March 16, 2017