reserved bus parking

What you call a slut hat has had sex with literally every guy you know. She is now so loose that she only allows busses into her vagina

That slut is just reserved bus parking

by The lover doctor April 7, 2016

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Bus links

A bus link is the gap between two cars in a race. The distance of the gap is so big that the only way to measure it is with busses.

Guy 1: "Man did you see that race, that mustang was gone!
Guy 2: " I know right he put bus links on that camaro"

by R3ally3000 February 12, 2021

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something you can fit in your ass (don't worry i've tried it before ;) lol)

martha: hey jimmy i bet you can't fit an entire bus up your ass!
jimmy: too bad i already did it HAHA
martha: WHAT THE FUCK!!!

by browhatthefuck August 17, 2022

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When a man stumbles to a bus stop screaming at himself on his way to hitch a ride on the free public transport service and frantically screams at the bus to stop even though it sits idly awaiting passengers. He may occasionally bang on the driver’s window in a threatening manner as he screams obscenities at his female partner telling her to hurry up, seemingly fearful of missing the bus in order to ride in circles around the city all day, or to make random stops around the parklands to drink methylated spirits and play slippy dip in the local creek with the fellas.

There's Jed, that Screamin' Bus Dusty, on his way to encircle the city on the free public transport, yelling at his woman!

by Wongisdsadas November 25, 2019

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Jayden's Bus

The short bus. Often referring to a bus that is of shorter length due to schools having less special education kids. This means the special education bus.

Oh look! Jayden's Bus is here!

by JJFROMCLAREMONT November 7, 2025

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