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Ass Schmoner

One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.
Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)

Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
by magic raspberry August 9, 2017
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re-assed

A slightly humorous abbreviation of he word "reassigned".

The abbreviation puts an emphasis on the substring "ass" and promotes the meaning of your ass changing location (or owner). Contrary to you yourself changing owner.

The underlying message could be that reassignment happens by looking at some form of objective measure of yourself instead of at you as a person.

Or it could be taken to mean simply "reassigned".
In the first episode of "Stargate SG1" O'Neill recommends a military guy to "get re-assed to NASA since that's where all the action's gonna be".
by Cake-eater September 6, 2011
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Ass Smear

The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.
"Gross! Somebody left a slippery, Ass Smear in the women's bathroom toilet seat, again."
by BeanTownBeanery September 8, 2013
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Elder Ass

1. When a person doesn’t want to do shit and he doesn’t feel like working out, doing sports, or anything healthy

2. A guy who can’t progress anything cause he doesn’t want to (someone who doesn’t want to change there bad habits or bad strategies)
1. Derk: Bro today I don’t feel like working out

Brian: You haven’t worked out for like 2 weeks your an elder ass

2. Percy: You gotta change this drake cause you keep failing on your work

Drake: Nahh it’s all good I got it all under control

Percy: STFU u say that shit cause your an elder ass
by HonduranBang August 17, 2022
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ass drool

Semen that leaks from the anus after anal sex
Mark couldn't believe how much ass drool was leaking from Mellanie
by dingle berries November 21, 2014
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im ass

Bob : wanna play league?
Lucas : nah im ass
by sugoma sugoma sugoma July 11, 2021
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Thug ass

When a guy has a humongous, juicy, ass that can be easily entered for gay sex
A: Cody has some serious thug ass!”
B: “I know dude he can shake that shit
by Edward Newgate March 7, 2023
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