social bio-metric

richest documentation of a individuals unique communication and modeling of assembled structured ontology, strategies of learned behavior and facts, experimental development, formal and informal descriptions of concepts, activities and relationships, incremental improvements, improved techniques and tactics; continuously added to a growing data base in dynamically pursuing a widening field of opportunities and learning, created and developed throughout life .

His social bio-metric profile fits perfectly into the culture of our company.

You can find out more about John by looking into his social bio-metrics.

by Olexiy K. May 2, 2011

Social Media Masturbation

Abbreviated as SMM
The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.

She only posts social media masturbation updates, just to make her look better than she is.

by Bearded Prikk October 28, 2022

Social Media Douchebag

Somebody who abuses social media to promote their own agenda.

That Social Media Douchebag is asking everyone for reciprocal follows.

by Bulwark_jrm August 15, 2011

Social Media Masochist

A person who derive emotional gratification from their own pain or humiliation, on social media.

They enjoy the self inflicted pain, brought on by their social media activity. . Craving the negative attention, they're a social media masochist.

by DOM_FADDA December 29, 2022

The Anti-Social Bear

He is a very Anti-Social / emo bear who loves hugs from small children because he is a pm and child molester. He has no friends because he is Anti-Social. This definition may seem stupid and fake but it is the truest thing that is on the internet. He is not a joke.

He is Anti-Social just like the Anti-Social Bear.

by theantisocialaccountant October 15, 2017

Social Distance Masturbation

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.

Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!

by bateworld March 14, 2020

Social justice dilemma

A situation where you make mistake related to social justice, which makes another person uncomfortable. You would like to apologize for it, but you feel like you can't because the individual would view you as being privileged and inconsiderate. The individual will likely not even hear you out or give you a chance to redeem yourself, because of their view of you being biased and unwilling to talk to people who they think are like that, even if those people are not actually that way at all. As result, you are never able to apologize, which causes you to have to carry some regret from the incident around with you for a long time.

I once liked a girl. I had a crush on her while I was in high school, but never had the guts to talk to her. A year or two after I graduated high school, I decided to try to at least be friends with her and tried to find her. I eventually found her and attempted to talk to her, but it came it all wrong because I never really thought about what I should say to her when I ran into her, which because she was a girl made it a difficult situation. I had unintentionally embarrassed her, but because of gender inequality it may never be possible to apologize to her, which makes this situation like a social justice dilemma. I still lug the regret of happened because of it today.

by Vanguard 1998 September 8, 2020