chowder slap

n - a open handed smack to the face of another while ones hand is full of semen

v- to strike in above said manner

This bitch was actin a fool, so i gave her a mighty chowder slap.

by Denise Fleming is a Tampon December 22, 2008

slap kiss

when someone kisses their hand then skips you across the face transferring the kiss (not really)

yesterday Josh gave me a slap kiss

by chocolate pig feet December 9, 2016

grope-slap

A grope-slap is when someone rejects a groping by someone. Often used when someone is groped in public. Mostly used to ward away perverts and unwanted touches by people of the opposite sex. The slap of a grope-slap is eqivilant in power to that that of a yeti slap and a chimp slap.

Kyle: Hey Talia, come here.
Talia: What?
Kyle: *gropes*
Talia: *slaps*
Random person: You've been grope-slapped! Congradulations!
Kyle&Talia: WTF?

by Blackened Wings August 31, 2009

Ninja slap

A slap made with such speed, with so little noise, that the victim is suddenly in pain without knowing what hit them.

Dude, the other day, I totally ninja slapped the local douche bag at my school. He never knew who hit him.

by JaxD. November 16, 2010

Man Slapped

Where a man slaps someone across the face with their cock.

Also a Man Slap

After the Blowjob Jeff Man Slapped Mandy

by jockofclubs May 20, 2008

slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.

Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.

by Localbuzz December 26, 2014

cock slap

slap in face by penis.

LMAO, you got 360 cock slapped XDDDD

by ayy lmao XD September 3, 2016