hung like a gnat

You can imagine the minute preportions of a gnats sexual organs.

As soon as she found out I was hung like a gnat, she wanted nothing to do with me.

by Ed Skunk May 24, 2006

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Chillin' like a motherfucker

The next level of chilling, or the intense version of chilling. Chilling so hard you might as well be on the bottom of the ocean. Not just sitting in a chair conversing with friends. Slouch down, shut your mind off, and sit there like a fucking rock. Best done in a big ass armchair. Eventually, someone will ask if you're spacing out or some shit, and you know what to tell them. "I'm chillin' like a motherfucker."

Katie: Ed, what are you doing?
Ed: *comes out of stupor* What?
Katie: Are you asleep?
Ed: Hell no. I'm chillin' like a motherfucker.

by neo! January 13, 2010

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chillin like a villain

Equivelant to "I'm fine, thanks." Can be found in many different forms(See examples)

Someone asks you: "Sup, dude?"
You say:
"Chillin'"
"Chillin' like a villain"
"Chillin', killin'"(Scary Movie)
OR for the extremely bored:
"Chillin', killin', and blood spillin' like a motha f**kin villain"

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003

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like ya do

As you always do. It is expected.

So I'm fucking this guy in the ass, and I go to give him the reach around, "like ya do". Then I realize he has a hard on. This guy is a fucking faggot.

by Bruce Hornsby August 17, 2007

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looks like ass

Look like ass - to look messy; sloppy and generally slovenly.

e.g. "That table looks like ass with all those papers stewn about!" "She came in looking like something the cat dragged in and her hair looked like ass."

"Best to get in here and clean your room 'cause it sure looks like ass!"

"That torn coat she's wearing looks like total ass."

by Lil Ringo November 29, 2007

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