Five Beer The Bad News

To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.

Got laid off work today. Better five beer the bad news to my wife.

by Sapphire 13 April 10, 2019

Flying Nun High Five

The act of two males(possibly females) running towards eachother. Upon meeting, they jump in the air, feet first, with their legs spread. Idealy their legs straddle eachothers bodies making it possible for their lower genitalias to collide. As seen on Jackass 3.5 the movie with Bam Margera and Ryan Dunn.

Those guys just did the Flying Nun High Five and totally smashed their balls together.

by DJ Pleasures December 31, 2011

late night high five

Late night high fives, it’s a late night and the only girl you can get with is a high 5...

Dude 1: Bruh why are you still up
Dude 2: you know I’m just out getting a late night high five

by he April 22, 2020

Five year fuckboy phase

A period every girl or guy goes through , when they date or are attracted to fuckboys . Usually happens within your twenties , and lasts about 5 years

“Ugh , why are guys like this?”

- Babe , you’re in the five year fuckboy phase

by Five year fuckboy phase October 24, 2018

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position where a man, while drinking margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of the woman who’s wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert 5 crucifixes blessed with holy water into the vagina, while performing the act of sodomy so as not to offend the catholic God.

As a born-again virgin she needed to stay untainted according to religious doctrine, but to keep her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend from seeking sexual pleasure elsewhere, she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

I need five volunteers

I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.

Student: talking to dam much.

Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.

Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.

Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.

Student: What you need that for.

Teacher: Fuck around and find out.

by Gas Mask Lary August 14, 2021

Your mum for five minutes

A humorous response to someone who ask you what your going to do with your cash

John: Hey what would you buy for one pound eighty

Billy:Your mum for five minutes

by Fingerblaster43 December 31, 2016