convoy-cock

Convoy-cock. Military term describing the hard-on you often get when you're in the back of an army lorry (or bus) rumbling down roads on your way to some military activity.

Jones, wipe that silly smile off your face!
Can't sir
Why not?
Convoy-cock sir
Oh, fair one.

by Steve CHUTER November 23, 2006

cock bite

n. A general insult to someone for any sort of situation in which you are annoyed with them.

A little note on the oragin of the word cockbite...

Cock Bite was first used in red vs blue, and the makers of this popular webseries (filmed in the halo maps) call their group rooster teeth.

Rooster = Cock, and Teeth = Bite.

From this, they created the insult Cock Bite from the name of their own company.

See Rooster Teeth and Red vs Blue

Idiot! You just killed Church! Damn you Cock Bite!

by Aktopus December 7, 2004

shit cock

The brownish residue clinging to a recently ass-plunged dick.

Me: "Holy shit! Can you believe Fish sucked off D-Wild's shit cock!"

Britt: "Yea man, that bitch loves gooling shit cocks"

by Steeeeve May 11, 2006

cock stroker

someone who strokes cock for pleasure.

matrin m. from esaclon is a cock stroker.

by cali made June 29, 2008

Cock Walker

Someone who walks with their cock thrust out for all to see. Dragging their feet and generally being a douche bag.

Isn't that Steve?
Yeah, he's a cock walker
What a douche.

by Natural Swagger October 28, 2010

cock fucked

(V) to be destroyed or beaten at something so badly that you associate the pain with an object being inserted into the tip of your penis

Damn that guy (most likely black) just shut you down in bball homeslice. He totally cock fucked you.

by GetJEWED December 19, 2014

Cock Womble

A person who actively searches for stuff to be a complete cock about. Often not content with using the subject once, will collect and recycle them for the next person to bear the brunt of the cock outburst.

Stop being a complete cock and complaining and about everything, you bloody Cock Womble!

by Stella Artois May 30, 2017