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Twat

The literal meaning was pregnant fish, but now it means a woman's vagina.
Commonly used by British people as a meaningless insult.
"Oi yer feckin' twat" said the crumpet man.
by AhYesObama March 30, 2020
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Pikey Twat

Everyone in this city is a pikey twat.
by RaginRedBull September 12, 2018
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Twat Grafting

To graft like a twat. Working your bollocks off. To be incredibly busy. Working so hard it's actually silly.
There's me twat grafting and you're in the pub having a pint while still clocked on at work!
by PaceMrSki September 12, 2025
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The Book of Twat

Noun:

A vagina that has many wrinkles, or flaps, usually due to sexual promiscuity or repetitive rape of a female.
I ate that bitch out for 2 hours! It was like reading 2 chapters of The Book of Twat!
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
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Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017
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laser twat

Getting your vagina tightned by laser .
Shes such a laser twat . Its onvs what shes had done !
by Helsb October 22, 2015
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Twat

To define someone as dumb but saying Twat is a better way and hardly anyone knows what a twat is
by Ash or bob cause i like shroom November 20, 2021
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