Russian EMP

The Act of hitting someone over the head before proceeding to Administrate a Russian flashbang (cumming in someones eyes and clapping someones ears to create the effect of a flashbang).

Person 1: You look happy, how come?

Person 2: My girlfriend let me give her a Russian EMP last night

by M-Y-Dixie Normous October 9, 2021

russian food

It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.

Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!

by Not a Russian December 2, 2016

Russian oreo

When you finish on a girl's forehead/ bridge of her nose, and then black both of her eyes

I gave that chick a Russian oreo

by I'm yo mommas pimp November 4, 2021

Russian Roll

When a you defecate into a bun which is then stuffed up a females or one of thise transsexylual pieces of shits' vaginas.

Oh that russian roll... i had fun taking a huge load on that Portuguese roll and stuffing it up my pandas pound

by ChapChapBerry October 7, 2019

Russian Vodka

Another word for nothing: An empty glass, because vodka has been withdrawn by all pubs and retailer's across Europe pursuant to the Russia Ukraine war.

Dude 1: It's your turn to buy a round.
Dude 2: I will get you a Russian vodka then.

by a_fool March 4, 2022

Russian popcorn

To show love to a object or a not existing person

I Russian popcorn my doll

by Noob master_69 June 28, 2022

russian injection

Dipping a tampon in vodka and inserting said vodka infused tampon into one's bootyhole. The alcohol enters one's bloodstream in a much faster manner that traditional methods.

Man I hate vodka it tastes so bad.
Try a russian injection

by mxtpo November 23, 2019