An individual who believes themselves to be woke, however are oblivious to the fact that they are not conscious of their own inherent biases that are leading them.
by Puckhard.com October 5, 2019
Get the Social Justice Sleepwalkermug. One who abstains from the lifeblood of the teenage generation, mostly by choice but may also be compelled to by parents
by Danisaurjumps January 29, 2015
Get the social media veganmug. Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.
Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!
by bateworld March 14, 2020
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Get the Social Media Douchebagmug. Also known as SJWs, Social Jobbery Warrior are sanctimonious crybullies who routinely ruin anything fun and get talented scientists fired or crying on public television
SideNote: jobbery means "practice of using a public office or position of trust for one's own gain or advantage."
SideNote: jobbery means "practice of using a public office or position of trust for one's own gain or advantage."
- Hey, did you see Mercedes Carrera was denied her guest spot on the SXSW panel because she upset an SJW?
- Yeah, those Social Jobbery Warriors get special treatment when they claim harassment, yet tell people to "go burn in a fire" on a daily basis
- Yeah, those Social Jobbery Warriors get special treatment when they claim harassment, yet tell people to "go burn in a fire" on a daily basis
by Anna_Cherry June 29, 2016
Get the social jobbery warriormug. A person who you request a nonliteral "hit" from, in which the hitman/hitwoman goes on a person's social media and bullies them, hurts them, just because the requesting party doesn't like them or the victim has hurt them. Social media hitmen can also go after people with no request. If you have social media you should watch what you do in real life and post because these people are always on the prowl. They will catfish to be somebody they are not, or make a spam account such as "39389383983403943" and various other names.
Given the circumstances, John sent a social media hitman after me. They were sure bad for me to figure out who it was from.
by Coco Standley February 4, 2021
Get the Social Media Hitmanmug. richest documentation of a individuals unique communication and modeling of assembled structured ontology, strategies of learned behavior and facts, experimental development, formal and informal descriptions of concepts, activities and relationships, incremental improvements, improved techniques and tactics; continuously added to a growing data base in dynamically pursuing a widening field of opportunities and learning, created and developed throughout life .
His social bio-metric profile fits perfectly into the culture of our company.
You can find out more about John by looking into his social bio-metrics.
You can find out more about John by looking into his social bio-metrics.
by Olexiy K. May 2, 2011
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