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Santa's special sack

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is typically done at Christmas because he can blame Santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.
Grandad/old man walks into room and starts

wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up, you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am I so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas"
by John Is Twat December 2, 2020
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Nut Sack Chigger

A type of itch on your ball sack that you can't scratch but have to roll it in your fingers.
My balls itch but I have to roll it, damn nut sack chiggers.
by Gordy W. September 4, 2023
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Captain Sack Sparrow

A sexual act where two men sit, facing each other, while a third person positions themselves to pull their oars, as if to row a boat.
Down for a Captain Sack Sparrow at my place later Todd? Woman is coming.
by Jellyman7201 March 21, 2023
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Santa's special sack

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is tipically done at christmas because he can blame santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.
Grandad/old man walks into room and starts a
wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am i so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas"
by John Is Twat December 2, 2020
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Beat my sack

To ferociously oblitorate your meat
by SackSlaper December 21, 2017
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Sack o’ beans

Nickname given to a man, typically a midwestern overweight hairy man, acting like a no good piece of filth. He also stinks.
‘Look! That man is acting so stupid!’

‘I guess you could call him a sack o’ beans!’
by Hermantown August 23, 2018
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