Open up a can of dumb-ass

the self-inflicting nature of opening your mouth and saying things that are way out of line and inappropriate in respect to your current locale or circumstances; can also be doing some seriously stupid shit for your age.

Open up a can of dumb-ass: We went to the job site to complete our mission, but then our hosts opened up a can of dumb-ass by making a bunch of sexists remarks in front of one of our female teammates. That’s when we left the site, not before telling them that we will come back when they can act a bit more professional.

by unIMPpresseddd May 7, 2022

Run Before You Can Walk

What idiots say when they don't know the actual term.

Noah: I want to be a billionaire.
Tom: You'll never be a billionaire.
Noah: You have to run before you can walk.
Tom: That makes no sense

by FadeWade November 3, 2021

Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trash Can

sonic but trash can and small

Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trashcan is a sonic the hedgehog mini trash can
“man i’ll never get rid of my Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trash Can”

by soda thing November 12, 2020

Can I jump your fence?

To initiate sex.

This world is too sexually repressed and there needs to be a way to break the taboo.

Girl: Hey you're cute.
Boy: Thanks, can I jump your fence?
Girl: Sure :)

by wheerandbiskey November 12, 2016

packing a soda can in his pants

Having a large amount of girth to one’s penis.

He was packing a soda can in his pants

by MILF 49 June 1, 2018

their slops can eat my plops!

a phrase to say when SICK of constant, eternal rainy days...

after ten rainy days in a row, boom stated: their slops can eat my plops!
put on my poncho and prepared to get slopped on, their slops can eat my plops!

by michael foolsley August 14, 2022

a smile that can light up a room

It's almost like a hug, but without the touching-another-person bit. To light up a room, one needs more than a good sense of humor, a tank of gas, curiosity, or some matches. They also need to put people at ease…and smiling is the best way to do it.

“guys, seungmin is smiling again! he really has a smile that can light up a room!”

by alilac May 14, 2023