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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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Demon King Ass

When a person smells soooo.... bad to the point were it could be deadly, potentially killing you.
Civilian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Civilian 2: Idk but you should try smelling him or sum
Bob: Yea I agree try smelling Him
Civilian 1: *sniff* I smell Ass!
Everyone: ASS!?!
Civilian: DEMON KING ASS!
Everyone: DEMON KING ASS!?!
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Define my ass

An answer to when someone ask to define a word or sentance
Could you define Bread for me?
Define my ass
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ass crack ugly

When “uglyjust doesn’t fully describe it !
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Ham Ass

Official name of the organization commonly known as Hamas
Take shelter – my oven just got blown up by Ham Ass!
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Dip-ass

Things that little shit Rick says when his liver is shot.
Morty: Wait a minute, Rick. Why don't we just use your portal gun?
Rick: It's in the car, dip-ass!
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