never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.

“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.

by Opiumbae September 9, 2025

all up in my phone

when someone is lookin over your shoulder , reading your shit, and lookin at your phone when there not asked to!

WHY ARE YOU ALL UP IN MY PHONE FOR?! ("Gia why you all up in my phone!"-Lyza)

by LR<3 March 12, 2018

jiggle my titties and throw me down the well

an expression of frustration

"did you do your homework?"
"JIGGLE MY TITTIES AND THROW ME DOWN THE WELL! I FORGOT!"

by bpop100 December 29, 2020

stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen May 9, 2018

My Beby

(noun) A very good friend with similar interests or characteristics.

What up My Beby, you down for tonight?

by mybeby July 5, 2025

Muckin my stalls

When one gentleman moves in on another gentleman’s stable of ladies.

Hey Tyrone, if I hear tell of you muckin my stalls whilst I’m out of town, I’ll take it as a personal affront!

by WebsterNouveau November 17, 2025

My Cherry Blossom

Someone that is special to you, is the sweetest and most beautiful person you have ever known, and brightens your day with just the mention of them

She is my cherry blossom

by Preston J August 1, 2023