my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

bedrock of my soul

The last bit of soul left because you're alive.

That comment just hit the bedrock of my soul.

by Igneel Dragneel September 21, 2017

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

Mashes my potatoes

Used to show appreciation, or strong like for something. Akin to floats your boat and tickles your fancy.

A positive expression, should not be confused with the likes of ‘grinds my gears’ which shows annoyance or irritation in something.

I’m a sucker for alliteration! Really mashes my potatoes you know?

Pames: I love Wes Anderson films!

Lartha: Ah they’re not for me, but whatever mashes your potatoes!

by Gasmark6Abbaxox October 17, 2020

turning my bike around

When you really need to pop but your in a busy place so need a discreet way of telling someone where your going

Me “just going turning my bike around”
Her ”ok bro”

Him “ where’s mike?

Her “he’s gone turning his bike around “

by MR CE August 10, 2021

my sweet pretty baby

your gorgeous girl. the love of your life. the sweetest, prettiest girl you've seen. Shes the love of my life.

Chloe: youre my sweet pretty baby
Annabelle: only yours my love

by bonfirebychildishgambino May 7, 2024

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024