Salty Eye

When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.

Man I think I gotta go and finish the paperwork, I've got the ol' salty eye happening!!

by brentlyexperience October 20, 2008

stevie eyes

When a object is within sight range but still can't see it

John: " have you seen my keys mate"
Fred: " there right in front of you mate. You still suffering from Stevie eyes"

by krazyboykronik92 December 16, 2016

Eye candy

Eye candy is like staring at someone whom you find interested in and you think is hot.

My girlfriend (Chevell) is like eye candy every time I look at her it's like my eyes have a small orgasm.

by Chevell is a cutie September 27, 2017

eye tits

eyes that are so pretty that when a flirty look is given with them they give a dude the equivalent of looking at tits

dude 1: wow dude that chick was so HOT!
dude 2: yeah she's got some seriously fine eye tits

by theteacozyinurpants January 26, 2011

Slay Eye

An eye that diverges in attraction. A slay eye is formally called tailbismus. A slay eye (tailbismus) can be due to; lack of tail for weeks, when a fine girl crosses your path, or when you drink the juices of a Panamanian prostitute. The danger of the condition is that the brain comes in time to rely more on multiple vaginas more than one and that part of the brain circuitry connected to the less-favored vagina fails to develop properly, leading to amblyopia (blindness) in that eye. In extreme cases of Slay Eye the blood vessels can scar the eyeball in a retinal ejaculation.

I was minding my own business walking down 6th Avenue and this global 9 crossed my path and gave me Slay Eye. Ever since then i'm been trying to strike everything.

by JonnyColes August 25, 2011

Salty Eye

When you train to absolute failure or at an intensity whereby the perspiration from your entire workout starts to flow into your eye/eyes to the point where you winch in agony.

Yesterday I was pushing for 10 reps on bench press however I couldn't complete my last rep as I got the 'salty eye'.

by Fitnessjunky August 31, 2015

Disco eye

When you get a migraine and you see all sorts of colours flying around in your vision and shit making you trip balls.

Aw shit man, I'm tripping off disco eye again.

by KingDan June 1, 2016