Ass Noggin

one with a higher level of butt-headitude. Someone who is such a butt-head that they need a whole new word to describe them.

Julia looked at Ashton and said, "The way you hit on Patrick while he was dating Toni made you look like a real Ass Noggin."

by J-Mee ft. DJ TC September 7, 2010

The Smart Ass

Basically a Moscow Mule with Smart Energy Shots added to it. Found in the San Francisco Bay Area.

2 oz Premium Vodka

1 oz Smart Energy Shots

1 oz lime juice

8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.

Walks in to the bar..."I'll have the Smart Ass!)

by DrinkSF May 25, 2013

Ass to Mass

Mooning your local priest so hard he either collapses from shock or scoops like an ice-cream man.

No fucking way - Kyle is going 'Ass to Mass' all over the joint! POG FUCKING CHAMP.

by Bradaz - Article October 19, 2022

ass spatula

Some one who sucks so much that if you were given the choice to shove a spatula up your ass or meet them you would pick the spatula.

Person 1: So Dayton really sucks huh?
Person 2: Yep he is the worst.
Person 1: He can't be that bad.
Person 2: You don't even know. He is ass spatula bad.
Person 1: wow thats bad.

by KnifeySpoony March 19, 2011

whispering ass

Those small, airy farts that you get in the middle of the day.

"Mark, do you have whispering ass right now too?" "Yeah Jerry, it's poppin' off."

by Whispering Ass November 21, 2016

broad-ass

A southern term used to describe a woman with a very large ass. Typically an ass that is wider than her shoulders by 12 inches.

Did you see Aunt Becky at the family reunion? In the past year she’s really become a broad-ass woman.

by Roger's Not Here May 25, 2020

ass cram

When you've been really bad in the holiday season and your ass randomly gets crammed. Not to be confused with folklore.

I was disappointed in my Christmas presents, so I got ass cram.

I asked for a side of cranberry, but instead I got a fistful of ass cram.

by Yuckfinn March 20, 2016