job tenyear

A status of special privileges that is granted to someone after having been employed with a company for a decade, such as guaranteed job-security, a significant raise, etc.

Job tenyear can be a good thing, but sometimes it can make the employee overly bold and brashly arrogant, since he knows that he can basically be as big an a**h**e as he wants to be, and he will never be fired for it.

by QuacksO December 24, 2018

T-Job

While Partaking in carnal pleasures the male lays down on his back, while the female takes two golf tees and sets each of the males testicles on the tees (as if she is about to get ready to "tee off").The female then slaps the man's penis and yells...FORE!!!

The T-Job takes place on grass, or some kind of ground where the tees can be staked. This makes for a more realistic sexual act as well as allows for the testicles to take a substantially more structurally sound form (as the cold air rushing around the scrotum will cause the testicles to retract towards the body) and more akin to real golf balls.

Boy 1: Jessica gave me a T-Job last night on the golf course...
Boy 2: Yea how was that?
Boy 1: It felt real good up until the point when she slapped my penis and one of my balls got impaled...

by Lords of Pelham December 11, 2011

deer-job

A blow job from a deer.

That deer was giving great head. Talk about a great deer-job.

by Dean P. Portugal September 22, 2011

The Inside Job

The act of inserting your penis into a womans ass, then placing your hand inside her vagina and proceeding to jerk yourself off.

That skank last night was soo loose I had to hitter in the shitter, and do "The Inside Job" to Nut.

by Eric Isinya February 28, 2011

chum job

The act of doing Bukakki on a woman when she passes out usually 10 or more men to the point the woman's head is completely covered in cum

She cane to the party. & passed out so we pulled a chum job on her she woke up with her head glued to the floor.

by DillHole December 5, 2013

shag job

an assignment to follow someone without being noticed; undertaken by private detectives

"No guy in his right mind wears a white suit on a shag job."
-Bradfort Gait, in The Dark Corner

by scalibrini August 23, 2007

low job

Giving or receiving a blow job without finishing.

Josh: Hey man, did you score with Cara last night?
Matt: Kinda, she gave me a low job.
Josh: Awww, that sucks dude. I'm sorry.
Matt: Yeah but it was still more than you got.

by tkurband April 20, 2010