Two cocks

someone who is particularly stupid or dense.

He must be a right "two cocks" because you don't get that stupid sat at home playing with just one!

by BadBeast December 14, 2009

Satan's cock

Type of sexual fetish that involves peeling the skin of a jalapeno and using it as an anal dildo.

"Do you want to feel the satan's cock tonight?"

by Lou444 July 9, 2016

cock chowder

When a guy jizzes thick, white, lumpy cum.

Brenda likes it when Mike sprays his cock chowder in her mouth.

by PlusSizeBitchesAnonymous September 9, 2006

Salsa Cock

When you fuck a woman of Mexican origin and your dick smells like salsa afterwards.

I was fucking Maria last night and when I was done I had the biggest salsa cock.

by Flemdaddy February 26, 2011

Cock-O'Holic

Addicted to the Male sexual reproductive organs. Or can be used to decribe someone who cannot live without 'Cocks' and a lack of them will cause withdrawal simptoms such as sweating and headaches.

Nick Marron is such a Cock-O'Holic

by Geezer March 29, 2004

Cock Chute

Simply known as a woman's vagina

"I pumped that cock chute raw last night."

by Big J December 17, 2004

cock pushups

To lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

Can you feel how my penis has bulked up? Its the cock pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?

by Brett December 28, 2002