Mud on the new Car

When the first time your Fucking a girl after she sucks your cock she leaves a mark on your Johnson.

Guy: MY MOMS GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
Girl: Why baby?
Guy: YOU GOT MUD ON THE NEW CAR!!!
Girl: How will she know?
Guy: This mark hurts like fuck. Shes gonna notice if every two minutes im rubbing my dick.

by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011

Car-ja-vu

when two vehicles of the same make and colour pass you one after another. Also if they are parked together.

I just got total Car-ja-vu with those red fiats

by red frog October 11, 2009

Sexy ass car

A car that would definitely appeal to everybody by looking like a sexy bitch. Cars like Bimmer,Jag,'Cedes,Lambo,Porrie, or Ferrie are sexy ass cars.

Taya-I want to fuck that BMW sooo badly it's a sexy ass car

Non-mechaphile-I agree I want to stick my sexy-ass 10 inch dick in the tailpipe

10 min. later...

Non-mechaphile-*fucks car* Oh baby, this feels so fucking good! I feel so wet and horny while having raunchy sex with this sexy-as-fuck BMW!!!!!!!!!!

by sexygayman12 April 28, 2011

Car Guy

Car guys are equivalent to horse girls. As car guys get no pussy they are usually attracted to men. Stating that you are a car guy also works as a woman repellent. That is why most car guys have never felt the touch of a woman.

Car guy: I like that car
Lady: oh so you are a homosexual

by .?2&;$/&3$ August 27, 2021

portugese car barn

When a toy car is inserted into the rectum of a person and their partner has to retrieve it with their tongue.

oh my god, when we did the Portugese car barn, it was such a rush. His tongue was so cold and it sent shivers down my gooch

by RzR_rawr June 28, 2009

parked car conversations

Sex in the back seat of a car.

Let’s have a parked car conversations somewhere dark?

by Dawninheels December 10, 2017

12 Car Garage

Illegal citizenship papers.

Savage why you got a 12 Car Garage and you only got 6 cars?

by GRITknox February 3, 2019