Microwaveable rat

A very gay person who’s in denial.
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him

Person 1: oh my friend keeps saying they aren’t gay yet they keep simping for a guy on discord
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat

by G0LDF1SH July 20, 2021

salty rat

When ur a god at skating they call u a “salty rat” founded by Ricky rat

“Man did u see that steely nollie laser bs crook”

“ ye bro that’s a salty rat right there for sure”

by Romo rat April 1, 2021

Palace Rat

Someone who goes to Ice Palace every week and shows off their skate skills in front of noobs. Well known for skating through people and spraying people with ice.

Oh no, you used to be a Palace Rat?

by Pinoy808 December 25, 2022

abdul the rat

A rare species of rat which adapted since the 1600's and now lives among humans as one

Look it's that gay boi Abdul the rat

by JIGGLYMOOBS69 March 16, 2019

chev rats

A group of people who hang-out outside of gas stations after dark, usually at a Chevron. Chev rats sit outside on the curb of gas stations for hours at a time, not many people truly know what they are doing there.

For an example of real life chev rats, drive to your nearest Chevron, or other gas station, after dark.

by Albus D December 1, 2009

rat lasso

A rat tail of human hair that when is long enough, can can be used as a weapon or wrapped around the ear.

After the fight, Eric twisted off the lid to his celebratory bottle of brandy with his rat lasso.

Eric may look like a pussy, but if he uses the rat lasso we are in deep shit....confessions

by metal9882 October 19, 2013

Rat Women

Rat women are a subspecies of rodent that live in damp and dark environments such as the sewers or in caves. They are known for their cannibalistic tendencies and pungent smells, usually caused by living in the sewers for extended periods of time. Rat women hunt in packs, and always have an alpha, most alpha’s usually have names such as Jessica, Maddison or Ashley. Rat women are found most commonly in small rural towns in New Zealand and if in busy environments for too long, will fall into a stress induced coma. It is uncommon for Rat women to live amongst humans as they often carry diseases, and prior to past beliefs, actually caused the bubonic plague.

Person one: What’s that smell Karen, i thought you got the sewage system fixed.
person two: it’s not the sewers system, it’s just the rat women in this area.

by mrsdavidson March 1, 2019