The act of pretending to text whilst secretly attempting to take a hilarious picture of another student or teacher, resulting in a long period of outrageous laughing between you and your colleagues.
Dude 1: Oh my god, dude, did you see this pic I got of Charlotte?
Dude 2: HAHA! You ninja snapped her to hell!
Dude 2: HAHA! You ninja snapped her to hell!
by theurbanduckling January 12, 2012
Get the Ninja Snapmug. noun: Frozen rain that sneaks up on you unexpectedly and beats the crap out of you only to leave quickly, without a trace. Also see: hail
The ninja snow totaled my car today! My Miata looks like a golf ball!
I was walking through the park yesterday when I got attacked by ninja snow. As soon as I got to shelter it was gone. Turned out to be a sunny day after that. Weird...
I was walking through the park yesterday when I got attacked by ninja snow. As soon as I got to shelter it was gone. Turned out to be a sunny day after that. Weird...
by grisslebone April 25, 2011
Get the ninja snowmug. by Brownie gal December 24, 2019
Get the Sand ninjamug. by Nikki6543 October 19, 2008
Get the Ninja Stolemug. 1.when one's reactions are unusually fast, like that of a ninja's.
2. when one seems to appear out of nowhere, often "appearing" in the middle of a conversation between two other individuals.
2. when one seems to appear out of nowhere, often "appearing" in the middle of a conversation between two other individuals.
1.*drops phone and catches it in mid air*
Bob: "DUUDEE! nice catch!"
Jimmy: "i know,that was a total ninja moment."
2. Ellie: "...that test was really difficult! I left loads of questions out!"
Sophie: "i left out about five questions."
Emily: "i left out three"
Ellie: "woah! emily, where did you come from!"
Sophie: "ninja moment."
Bob: "DUUDEE! nice catch!"
Jimmy: "i know,that was a total ninja moment."
2. Ellie: "...that test was really difficult! I left loads of questions out!"
Sophie: "i left out about five questions."
Emily: "i left out three"
Ellie: "woah! emily, where did you come from!"
Sophie: "ninja moment."
by b-l-e-a-c-h-i-e December 14, 2010
Get the Ninja Momentmug. A fo-ninja is a fake-ass, wannebe ninja who believes that they are capable of awesome ninja like feats but in reality are idiots who perform dangourous stunts say and talk the way they think real ninjas talk and are always hurting themselves.
jeb is such a fo-ninja he started talking like naruto jumped on a wall then fell off and broke his fatass.
by Kage blast March 30, 2010
Get the fo-ninjamug. *2:30 am*
Boy: *sneaks into house quietly and walks towards bathroom*
Dad: ZZzzzz....
Boy: *walks into end table* OW FUCKKKK!!
Dad: You should really develop some ninja vision, son.
Boy: *sneaks into house quietly and walks towards bathroom*
Dad: ZZzzzz....
Boy: *walks into end table* OW FUCKKKK!!
Dad: You should really develop some ninja vision, son.
by ihazinternetz July 18, 2011
Get the ninja visionmug.