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chapstick maxing

Using chapstick on your penis to help with the fluidity of jelqing
I was chapstick maxing when I rubbed my penis with chapstick
by Nathaniel D February 5, 2024
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uncle max

An uncle on your mother’s side with mental retardation.
The other day I heard a duuh I think it was my Uncle Max!
by George Seis April 22, 2024
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Max

Chadly Chad who is everyone's favorite person. His dick is big and his heart is bigger. He only ever gets banned on Instagram for things he didn't do. Max has wonderful friends who are poggies. Max's hair is so hot it makes anyone who sees it nut. When people witness a max they feel pure awe.
Person one:Dam that's a max right there

Person two: I just butted
by Beans n waffles November 22, 2021
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max feng

Good at impressions, kinda weird but funny. Can’t focus.
That kid facing the corner of the room is such a Max Feng.
by CrayonSoup February 20, 2020
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Yawn maxing

When someone makes themselves yawn and suppresses said yawn to strengthen there jaw.
Your jaw looks fine, have you been yawn maxing
by Inland173shocker June 13, 2024
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Max

A name for a typical fuck boy usally a big white guy, who gives zero fucks about other people and kicks them off the rugby team.
There goes Max again thinking he’s coach Dowdell
Max is big for no reason
Max kicked Curtis off the rugby team
by Max the goat February 24, 2019
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Max

A passionate guy who is born for Investment banking. The man who represents the definition of the perfect investment banker
This year I have been offered a summer Max in m&a
by IFCD November 22, 2021
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