Look, it's Christian, he's so fucking ugly
Hey! you're not allowed to say that, say he's unique looking.
My bad
Hey! you're not allowed to say that, say he's unique looking.
My bad
by mrdough February 7, 2022
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we have a conspiracy theorist as a main representative for our school and piles of cat liter in the classes when we have floods. also mrs gregory has a dick unfortunately‼️🫵
we have a conspiracy theorist as a main representative for our school and piles of cat liter in the classes when we have floods. also mrs gregory has a dick unfortunately‼️🫵
by underwingtalkative February 11, 2024
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by Christian lbt December 6, 2021
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Super Christian Jil: "All mankind means all christians, not all mankind"
Ace: "Yes Jil, we know—you are a super christian"
Super Christian Jil: "what's a super christian?! define your terms!"
Super Christian Jil: "These universalists are gonna start chanting 'all in all... all in all... all in all'"
Super Christian Jil: "Yes all in all who are christians Ace"
Justin: Annihilationist are unbelievers! For even as, in adam, all are dying, thus also, in Christ, shall all be put to life. ... that God may be All in all!
Super Christian Monty burns: Pretty simple really. If an atomic bomb were to hit New York and wipe out 90% of the population, and a news report said “All in New York were given food” you would take that to mean everyone who survived, not the people who died as well. Same thing in 1 Corinthians 15:28.
Super Christian Axiom: I believe eternal conscience torment is part of God's love.
Super Christian Eric: "it's not to late to repent yet ace"
Super Christian Layman's Seminary: I don't hold to the view that Christ's death for sins and resurrection is the reason one will be saved, but rather if you have eternal life.
Super Christian JG: *insert something about worldview that is extremely forgettable?*
Super Christian Brandon Irish: What do you mean you don't believe in free will?
Super Christian Jacksmack: Believe that you believe that you have eternal security or you will go to hell for not believing that you believe that you have it!!!11!1!!
Ace: "Yes Jil, we know—you are a super christian"
Super Christian Jil: "what's a super christian?! define your terms!"
Super Christian Jil: "These universalists are gonna start chanting 'all in all... all in all... all in all'"
Super Christian Jil: "Yes all in all who are christians Ace"
Justin: Annihilationist are unbelievers! For even as, in adam, all are dying, thus also, in Christ, shall all be put to life. ... that God may be All in all!
Super Christian Monty burns: Pretty simple really. If an atomic bomb were to hit New York and wipe out 90% of the population, and a news report said “All in New York were given food” you would take that to mean everyone who survived, not the people who died as well. Same thing in 1 Corinthians 15:28.
Super Christian Axiom: I believe eternal conscience torment is part of God's love.
Super Christian Eric: "it's not to late to repent yet ace"
Super Christian Layman's Seminary: I don't hold to the view that Christ's death for sins and resurrection is the reason one will be saved, but rather if you have eternal life.
Super Christian JG: *insert something about worldview that is extremely forgettable?*
Super Christian Brandon Irish: What do you mean you don't believe in free will?
Super Christian Jacksmack: Believe that you believe that you have eternal security or you will go to hell for not believing that you believe that you have it!!!11!1!!
by ibelievegod October 25, 2025
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Get the Christian mug.He'll make you feel so many different emotions. He'll make you nervous, and want to smile whenever you're around him. He makes it seem like your troubles will go away. The feelings I have for him can't be explained, but I think I love this man. :)
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