National insult Brent day

On the 1st of November you can insult Brent all day

“Brent your a twat” it’s okay because it’s national insult Brent day

by National insult Brent day November 1, 2019

National droopy balls day

April 17th is a day where you just let it hang balls to the wall style

Guy1:Hey did you hear April 17th is national droopy balls day

Guy2: no but I’m hella excited now

by Hahadonkeyballs April 15, 2020

national e-girl day

National E-Girl Day takes place on the 2nd of February every year, this is a special day where it is completely acceptable to dress like an e-girl even if it is not your usual style

Boy : hey bro why does Lisa have a shit ton of eyeliner and a graphic tee on ??
Other Boy : oh haven't you heard, it's national e-girl day today

by waitrose carrier bag December 16, 2019

National Appreciate Gina Day

National Appreciate Gina Day takes place on April 20th. The day would be filled with nothing but the appreciation of Gina and even constantly hitting on her (even if she tells you repeatedly to stop)

Guy: “Happy National Appreciate Gina Day!....shit I have a rock hard boner now”

by GooseDefinitions May 28, 2018

National Child Labor Day

On May 4, people will boast about how much school sucks, and how it's literally unmissable,

Prepare to vandalize, terrorize, and infiltrate schools, for it is National Child Labor Day

by Ku Klux Klonoa November 17, 2021

national kick dick day

you can kick any guy in the crotch without them fighting back

it’s national kick dick day!

by Dododa October 13, 2020

National Ball Grab day

National Ball Grab Day- On April 16 2018 it is National Ball Grab day.

Walk by any guy, grab his balls “It’s national Ball Grab day”

by Donald Trump2 May 25, 2018