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Jordan

Type of dude who is usually pretty cool, maybe a ninja or ceo of your mom. Most likely has a huge dong. Really sweet but can break your back when it comes down to it.
Girl 1: Wow Jordan is such a great dude, but did you see what’s in his pants??

Girl 2: Yeah I heard he was hunggg
by My name is nice guy June 22, 2020
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Jordan Is Hot and is normaly super small, he like lots a lot of boys and goes for the variety ;) He Is Pansexuel and is super stinky. he never showers but has a real nice dish of spaggetti.
POV: Wow, Whos Spaggetti Is That!

Me: Oh, Yeah Thats Jordans (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ 8==3

Isnt He So Sexy,
So Hot
So Rubbing
And So Loving.

Jordans Normaly Like Girls Name Audom Charlice Raine, And Boden.
by Real But Right. October 23, 2023
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person: why is jordan licking his weenween again?
other person: furry
by dilfdestroyer224 September 4, 2023
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jordan

a beautiful boy with typically dark brown hair and beautiful eyes that can draw you in, beautiful long eyelashes that even sometimes you can get jealous of.., he seems like a stuck up person at first but when you get to know him and his past it all really makes up for everything and you start to see the true and real him, a beautiful boy who just needs to be held, starting to feel a nuture for him. he’s hardworking and never had to chase girls, for they chased him, a handsome smile and he’s usually always playful and fun to be around. very protective and knows what is his.
look at jordan over there… he’s been so quiet recently “
by kindaconfused November 21, 2023
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SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE WILL AGREE TO GO TO DENNY'S WHENEVER PROBABLY AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER AND A NERD
"Hey Jordan, you wanna go to Denny's?"
*Jordan cries*
by roxanneisatdennys June 7, 2022
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Marley Jordan

Hey, have you heard that Marley Jordan is streaming Celeste tomorrow?
by Sasha445444 June 3, 2025
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jordan

blonde and always depressed and loves bleach.
by jojo1559 February 1, 2018
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