butt confetti

undigested food or food particles such as corn, beans, or fruit seeds that are left on a persons penis after anal sex.

Don't allow Gertrude make you use the back door. She'll leave you with butt confetti to clean off.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Toilet butt

When you're on your phone sitting on the toilet for too long and you develop dimples in the shape of the toilet seat on your butt. Usually looks like a square ass

kid 1: dude the English teacher has bad toilet butt

Kid 2: ew no way that's nasty as hell

by Meowkat3 April 3, 2015

Butt Rolly

A but rolly is a roll up cigarette made from the remaining tobacco of used cigarette butts. Butt rollys are commonly made on the morning after partys when one is desperate for a cigarette.

"hey trevor, we have no cigarettes left!"

"not a problem, ill make us a Butt rolly"

by Whoahhh September 3, 2009

Butt Smuckers

Delicious treat were you get a spoon and rub smuckers jam all over your butt cheeks and anus.

Alec had his friend Jose butt smuckers him, only to cause his hairy anus to crust up and cause constipation.

by FatHungryBitch5000 December 26, 2012

butt slice

the fine use of martial arts to strategically place a knife edge hand swipe as far up someones ass as possible

I was going up the stairs and Dan Bob butt sliced me so hard I could taste my underwear.

by Palokuku August 25, 2008

Butt-ception

When someone puts their butt inside of someone else's butt, inside of someone else's butt, etc....

I'm gonna put my butt inside of your butt, that's butt-ception.

by Turtle 123 February 23, 2015

butt peanuts

(Noun) The hardened globules of fecal matter that cling to anal hair with the strength of epoxy resin after one has failed to wipe adequately following defecation.

Sometimes used as an expression of annoyance and/or frustration

I was about to give this gorgeous boi a good rimming, but put my tongue away when I saw butt peanuts

I forgot to turn off the kettle. Butt peanuts!

by vanderspoor August 3, 2011