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Can I shampoo your carpet

To scrub her rug , oral sex on a female using your tongue as a Rug Doctor
Hey babe can I shampoo your carpet!
by Hitzzzzzz JR July 5, 2018
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Can You Hear My Echo?

My echo was loud but they couldn’t hear a thing. Deaf to the world.

How much will this keep sucking you in? I screamed louder than anything on Earth, but my echo was not heard. Deep inside your soul is a hole.
Can You Hear My Echo? Your eyes seem paralyzed, but you are still moving. You are deaf to everything around you. How can you be so blind? All I need is to clap. But you can’t understand. If only you did. It went over your head. Soon you will all be ..... dead.

(heeheehee.)
by Neotune December 21, 2020
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Alright, everyone get your notebooks out because this is our term today because this means that shit gonna go down, "Son, come downstairs" can go out different ways depending on the race of your parent (usually its your mom) if your white your gonna have that shit like its peaceful mode on Minecraft because they would probably yell at you or something. ANY OTHER RACE OTHER THAN WHITES, NIGGA YOU BETTER START RUNNING FOR THE HILLS LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ABOUT TO DO A MORTAL KOMBAT MOVESET ON YOUR ASS ABOUT TO SEND YOU TO JESUS
IF MOM WAS WHITE

Mom: Son, can you come downstairs?

Timmy: Mom, what the hell do you want

Mom: Timmy, can you tell me why you just killed your teacher? Its a very naughty thing to do

Timmy: What kind of retarded question is that mom? I was doing that shit because I was in a depressed state because of my goddamn teacher assigning me to much fucking homework, you filthy bitch. This conversation makes me uncomfortable and you are bringing my anxiety levels up, mommy

Mom: Ok, son, just wanted to make sure, if the cops come here, remember daddy has his guns downstairs!

Timmy: Ok bitch

IF YOUR MOM WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHITE

Mom: Jamal Martin, get your ass down here before I drag it for you!

Jamal: Yes mom?

Mom: Why the fuck did I get a email from your teacher that you were misbehaving?

Jamal: Oh, its because of-

NEXT DAY

Timmy: Oh look, someone is on a milk cartoon!
by Niggainator January 1, 2023
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Stinky Hobo Vomit Trash-Can

A person who refuse to shut up while constantly complains about problems and spurns the answer as there rancid breath blows in your face.
Anna is such a stinky hobo vomit trash-can, I wish she would just go away and learn proper hygiene.
by VynilAngel December 13, 2018
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You're can go fuck yourself

A term used for respond when smartasses point out your grammar mistakes using you're
"Your as mild as Classic Lays"
"You're* not good at grammar"
"You're can go fuck yourself"
by MinerS1xtyN1n3r December 5, 2018
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I can see everything in the room

I can see everything in the room it means i also even see myself, if you look for me you will find yourself but if you don’t I will find you
There are two objects in the Room. I can see everything in the room even myself even myself, if you look for me you will find yourself but if “you don’t see me but I can see you, I can see everything “

rorrim>>>>>reverse
by Stayout March 11, 2019
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