be my bedtime

when u want to be someone's bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?
Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime!!

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022

My life so far

Just literal fucking garage fire

Oh how’s it going?

My life so far

by Bumcrackchesse4u October 11, 2020

straighten my tie

to give a man an erection.

Would you like to straighten my tie?

by AladinSane February 8, 2025

My Little Pony Jar

The place I am going if I do not behave :(

You are going in the my little pony jar

by Tangly March 7, 2025

The paul to my lennon

They love you so much but they're in denial

Oh you're the paul to my lennon

by Quatrevingtdix November 23, 2022

love my drip

Love my drip

Now they love my drip.

by Love my drip April 28, 2021

Rats up my ass

Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.

The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.

Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"

by miahh June 6, 2022