My shit is out

Something you say when your shit is out

dude 1: alright so you want to impress that girl from your school ?

dude 2 yes don't worry my shit is out, she's gonna be impressed and will date me!

by Dickhead Industry November 16, 2022

My ass

Your ass if something that you have on your bottom if your a girl then you know what’s going up there if your a guy then your lucky

My ass likes big dick mmmm feels good

by Toxic._.Zack January 12, 2021

You're gonna burn a hole through my face

A saying that means you've been staring to this person for way too long, and if you have a laser like Superman's on your eyes, you're gonna make a hole through their face.

A: *stares at B*
B: "Man, You're gonna burn a hole through my face with all your staring."
A: oh right, sorry I didn't realize.

by trlzd January 25, 2024

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

my bad

when it's dark and it's your mom not your gf

Oh, mom? Dang, my bad.

by JC Murray April 22, 2016

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

My main

Another word for best friend. There isn't really a difference with it

"Is she ur main???"
"YAS SHES MY MAIN SHES THE BEST PERSON EVER 🥺💖"

by JustMissie March 2, 2022