my problems were myriad

She was having her period

Man who shall not be named: "My problems were myriad.."
Girl: (sarcastically) "i was having my period..."

by Gay_Closet_Demon July 24, 2024

sat on my hat

Where you try to give yourself anal because of your long shlong

Bro I got so drunk I "sat on my hat" last night!

by Wisegrandma666 August 28, 2019

Lick my nut

He is sayin to lick his nut :/

Stranger: lick my nut
Random women: ok :)

by ;-;Nani?? June 15, 2020

Cry In My Mirror

Crying in your mirror is an expression of deep sorrow and wanting to give up. When you cry in your mirror, you are most definitely insecure and you find your reflection ugly and useless.

Person 1: YOU MADE ME CRY IN MY MIRROR

Person 2: Dude take a joke

by idkwhattomakemyuser December 20, 2021

`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday

Hey people so this is for my aunt anyway,Hallo Aunt Pammy I love you!!! happy Birthday you are amazing and although you can be annoying you make it up by leaving us alone to calm down.There are many flaws about everybody in this world and there are people with more than other but you are one with a small amount of flaws and even though it may not seem like it I love you more than Eric,Mommy, And Grammy combined!I love you sooooooo much

My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday:Hey! That was only so I can post this!!!

by Tree_Forest November 12, 2018

Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.

I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.

by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020