on my 15

Refers to being at work, and on your 15 minute work break. Can be used interchangeably with other numbers, but usually just 15.

"Sorry for not responding sooner, at work. On my 15, though, if you need to talk."

by oatmealformana February 16, 2024

Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!

A huge win.

"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"

by mattwinwood March 10, 2023

Let my boys hang

Akin to the phrase "let my girls hang." When a male is in a comfortable situation such that he can allow his crotchal equipment free expression without clothing confinement or social condemnation. Best expressed either alone or in the company of an appreciative partner.

My girl is my girl in part because she loves to let my boys hang.

by radialengine August 18, 2016

Russled my jimmies

To frustrate or annoy someone

"They way Barbra acted really russled my jimmies!"

by nayernay June 3, 2018

pet my walleye

So, pet my walleye means pet my pussy in Minnesota speak. And, yes, a lot of this transpires, on the downlow, between cheaters, at the famous (infamous?) Northernaire Motel.

Uff da! I feel the need. The need for YOU, yes, YOU, to pet my walleye. Ahhh! Oh yes! Like that! Ooohh!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Ice my cake

Cumming (icing) on somebody's ass (cake)

"I want you to ice my cake."
"You want me to cum on your ass? Bet."

by Ya girl, Izzy July 23, 2022

throw hands with my glands

Slang for masturbation.

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉

by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018