Dirty PC Plod

When the girl you are having sex with is a PC and you bang on the front wheel, whilst the sirens are off, making a loud noise and making people watch you rail their guts out

Noddy jus did a Dirty PC Plod, Big ears looked horrified, threw up all over dat mans Little Mushroom

by Ugg boy November 26, 2020

dirty shenton

A Dirty Shenton is when a women is so turned off by a man with a little puny dick, that she throws up into her own vagina rather than having sex with the guy

That guy was so repulsive I dirty Shentoned him!

by Lvlbjj April 18, 2020

Dirty Apricot

Calling someone a dirty apricotis a questionable insult but it’s a bloody good one if you ask me, it automatically puts ur opponent into shame making them feel sorry for themselves because no body else could give a fuck as their a dirty apricot.

“Cunt your a fucking dirty apricot”

by Paige the Bogan April 11, 2019

Dirty Q

Nickname for the city of Quincy just south of Boston.

I wouldn’t fuck with that kid he’s from the Dirty Q.

by Nitoba October 7, 2023

dirty tisha

when a girl has massive tits so you take a massive shit in between them

guy 1:bro she gave me a dirty tisha

guy 2: niceee bro

by thisisfortisha April 26, 2020

dirty zakaria

Forcefully shoving a hamster up your one-night stands ass, immediately disappearing in the night whilst shitting your pants to mark your territory and creating a diversion.

I was having an amazing time but then this guy pulled a dirty Zakaria. Left me confused, yet intrigued!?

by ilJakerli January 12, 2024

Dirty Texas Blowjob

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus

Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro

by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025