Ruthie My #1 :)

Ruthie is the sweetest, most gorgeous girl you could ever have! She could make you smile instantly without even trying.
She has a natural vibe of all around lovingness and "I wanna be like her"

You really have to get too know this one of a kind gem. She's literally the definition of perfect.

She is My #1 (no one elses) I hope I can make her as happy as she makes me.
She is the hottest most beautiful girl on planet earth, she doesn't even have too put makeup on, shes naturally pretty ;)
ωωωωωωωωωωω all for u my sweet girl :)
-Your Man Forever and Ever

Ruthie My #1 :)
Me - My #1 :)
Her - My #1 forever and ever
Me - And literally everrrrr :)

by Your #1 Joey :) June 12, 2022

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

Shake my Dan

See 'Shake my head', or 'smh'; When one would witness or take part in an embarrassing situation where instead of shaking one's head, one would instead say "Shake my Dan" or "smd" due to Dan being a goddamn moron.

Wtf, they have 3 krakens and a laggy e-liter? "Shake my Dan.."
Dan: "I'm in the VC y'know."

by pastecat January 3, 2017

Bust my pipe

When a lady makes you cum

Damn my girl bust my pipe last night .

by Sividpzo January 26, 2021

swimming in my pool

Having sex in a bathtub. Can be used in more than 2 people context or just 2.

JFK: "Hey! Let's all go swimming in my pool! And by pool I mean bathtub. And by swimming, I mean SEX-"

by ashtonirweeniedog October 4, 2021

Feeling the heat go up my body

A figure of speech to signify how someone feels when they're nervous, anxious, worried, afraid, ashamed, or even shy.
This is typically an unpleasant feeling, because you will see something that hurts you, worries you, or scares you.

I am feeling the heat go up my body whenever I see a picture of that girl, because I miss her terribly, but I know at the same time that she doesn't want me, so I will never get the chance to be with her.

by Lueriva Fetheroviu June 26, 2023

Off my turk

Off of a turk aka marijuana in some form.

"Bro i'm off my turk now"

by Whalemantis July 6, 2024