Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.

"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"

by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015

Dirty dick

For instance when u find a dirty condom in your boyfriends car the same week he gets you to come back and he already cheating.

For example "Wood got that dirty dick girl. Pass the smash or get genital warts in ur ass."

by Softsweetboxbabes January 4, 2023

shower dick

something you say to someone who stinks

someone: *stinks*

you: SHOWER DICK

by miau:3 April 26, 2023

Dick

Trees r dicks.

When I’m plying disc golf and I throw my disc on a great line and a Tree Jumps into my line and messes up my throw then I yell “TREE R DICKS”!!

by Treerdicks.com August 12, 2022

dick-greaser

when your dick isn't dicking

Yo homie, pass me the dick-greaser, gotta go wank one out.

by Sulcus Kreditkartus May 23, 2024

Dick

Dick, the thing that goes inside of objects and makes baby’s

The dick went in the object

by Simpydimpy69420 October 12, 2021

Dick Stuffing

The act of shooting any liquid via syringe into your dick hole

Guy 1: I’m Dick Stuffing this glue rn

Guy 2: ew bro wtf

by AssSpreader March 1, 2022