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Your mom's vagina

A vagina that belongs to your mom. Cost $5 on weeknights. $10 on weekends.
Hey whats up?
-Nothing.
What are you doing?
- Your mom's vagina.

Secondhand Vagina

1) A vagina that is no longer tight like it used to be.

2) A vagina that looks so big and ugly it is a monstrosity and looks as though it may have the ability to eat a penis if one should go in there.

A Secondhand Vagina is very different than a Poonyatang and is therefore an exact opposite.
Every man in his quest for good sex is looking for a Poonyatang but sometimes has to settle for a Secondhand Vagina instead.

Giant Horse Vagina 

A mustache that resembles a horse's vagina...google it.
Firefighter #1: Hey that guy knows how to use a fire hose
Firefighter #2: Of course he does! Just look at that Giant horse vagina

Big mouth vagina 

A vagina thats been fuck so hard over and over again that its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
I was about to totally fuck this chick's brains out, but then i saw her big mouth vagina and was like fuck that.

Iron Vagina 

When a particular woman exhibits the appearence and properties of major bitchitude, such that pierces the soul to the point which all men fear her. She seems to be the type to not take any shit from anyone and most certainly slaps around any man whom she may copulate with.
My friend's girlfriend is hott but she's a total iron vagina.
Dementors, cruella deville, Sarah Silverman, Fergie, Angelina Jolie, M from 007
Iron Vagina by jbibulouscbartu March 31, 2009

Inverted Vagina

Often confused with the micropenis, an inverted vagina resembles a penis, but is much shorter. The inverted vagina is commonly found on males, however, it can be observed on both genders. It is a common misconception that the inverted vagina still acts as a vagina. Despite its name, the inverted vagina enjoys being the penetrator. WARNING: During intercourse, the inverted vagina has been known to infiltrate the penis and destroy the penis from the inside. USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING WITH INVERTED VAGINA. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES, MOUTH AND SMALL CHILDREN.
"Check out Cole's micropenis"
"No way dude, that is an inverted vagina, I don't fuck with them."
Inverted Vagina by Zt2 April 16, 2015