goose porn

When a female let's a goose eat her out

I can't wait to go home and watch goose porn

by Dick sweat on my wrist June 18, 2018

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hash porn

Hash brown porn

Wanna watch hash porn

by just.a.person December 26, 2017

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A descriptive of a woman who is not really all that attractive, but good enough to get the the job done.

Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!

Jealous Jessica: What's with that skank with the booty shorts?!? She's not that pretty!

Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!

by The Man With A Third Leg September 12, 2017

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orphan porn

A movie or tv show that features an orphan or person with an unstable or absent family finding a loving chosen family or parent. Orphan porn is schmaltzy, almost over the top with strong shows of emotional support, people working out their feelings and past traumas, and general warm fuzzies. Orphans may or may not be the central figures. Examples include The Fosters and This Is Us.

That show is so cheesy and wholesome, it's total orphan porn.

by Clanktree November 17, 2017

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